|
Post by Shannon on Dec 18, 2009 19:47:17 GMT -5
Both at Wal-mart:
Girl on phone: " She's mad because you called her a lesbian....no, she's not even bi....she's completely obsessed with this guy."
Man and wife, arguing : "But I was being considerate. I put yours back and only bought mine!"
|
|
|
Post by Denethor on Dec 19, 2009 10:44:12 GMT -5
Yet more evidence that holiday shopping is e-e-e-v-i-l-l-l-l...I'll tell ya, I overhear some gems on the Metro. People shout on the phone because they're trying to talk over the noise of the train (hint: turn the master volume on your phone up louder while you're talking, so you can hear, but trust me, the person on the other end can hear you just fine in a normal tone...and as to the ringer, well, many of these do sound alike, but there's no way anyone else's phone can vibrate in your pocket... ) or because they have the odd notion that fewer little service bars mean one has to talk louder to get through, rather than that the call won't get through in the first place. (Another hint: you can always text instead.) Your brother's surgery? None of my business. Your divorce settlement? None of my business. Your child's desire for ice cream an hour before dinner? None of my business. Your plans to wall up your live-in parent in the basement? None of my business. If I encounter anything funny I can report verbatim, though, I'll gladly add it. These people are not indicating that they care much about their privacy.
|
|